The Cult of RayLuk

I'd read that while in the womb, babies can hear their surroundings and even retain things like music and voices, if even just subconsciously. I decided to test this out. Every day I'd whistle and sing to Rayluk. Even while he was in there we I could get him to stop kicking and pay attention or even go to sleep. I believe I have successfully programmed my baby.

Last night after a 1:00am feeding that stretched out into a diaper change and some cooing, Rayluk got a bit cranky. This was my chance! I started whistling Crazy 'Bout My Baby and he almost immediately stopped to listen, and eventually fell asleep. I haven't thought of a way to deprogram him or even re-wake him up, so I have to use my powers wisely, or I might just knock him out during a feeding, or worse, mid-sentence at a valedictorian or state of the union address.

The Alphabet song is also a big hit!